Thursday, August 07, 2008

Office Weirdness, Part 2

As if the person sitting on the ground of our parking lot yesterday wasn't odd enough, this morning I was walking down the hall in my office building when I spotted something dark laying on the floor. From a distance, I could tell it was a piece of fabric with some lace on it. When I got a little closer, I realized it was a pair of black underwear. Laying in the hallway. At my office.

As I stood there slightly dumbfounded staring at someone's drawers, one of our facilities guys who has an office nearby came around the corner. Terry slowed considerably as he approached and then stopped completely a few feet away, and then he just went "Uhhhhhh." I assured him that it was what he thought it was, and his response was that the morning couldn't really get much weirder! I couldn't stop laughing, picturing him picking up some ladies panties with a 10-foot pole!

How exactly does this happen, by the way? How do you leave your underwear in the hallway of your office building? Maybe someone brought clothes to change into after work, some of which just fell out of their bag? That's certainly possible, but there are a few other plausible explanations I can think of that are actually a lot funnier!

Speaking of funny stories about things dropped in office hallways, sometime you should ask Chad about someone "dropping" something down the hall of his old office several years ago. The story is WAY too inappropriate and offensive to tell here, but maybe someday you'll get lucky enough to hear the tale. It's a doozy.

1 comment:

Crabby Rangoon said...

So I've managed to leave the house in a hurry, throwing on a previously worn pair of pants with a pair of underwear smashed down in one of my legs. Thankfully I discovered it before I got to where I was going, but it's a possible explanation perhaps...